A Chinese New Year

harlo my lovely readers..

as much as u all know..

my laptop is down

so i wont be updating much and often

and my useless co-blogger

modem burnt down

and he got fired in his job

has lead us to a blog which is being neglected

but no worries for i am now at

JOHORE

which is boring

will motivate me to blog

some shits for u readers

just after my reunion dinner

and visitin granny at singapore

i shall be back to blog for you guys

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!

cheers

Advertising

Hi my name is joel gan jeremiah, i'm currently doing my advertising internship and the truth is i never done shits in my internship before.

Most of the time i will be chatting with eemay on msn from 10am-6pm about very random shit and talk about L4D half of the time.

Ini dia game L4D,
Tidakah anda merasai mahkluk gambar ini seperti villain
incredible hulk 2?

11 january, msn conversation,
two advertising student had a conversation like this.

eemay :"Joel check out this ad man, oooo damn nigga, i liiike"
joel: "Oh"
*1st picture received*

1st pic.

from the point of view of a 2 years advertising student:
"BMW da P.I.M.P of automobile industry, is congratulating AUDI for winning the South African car of the year. And in a sarcastic tone, BMW aka da P.I.M.P is telling his bitch AUDI that, we are the WORLD car of the year, and you are the SOUTH AFRICAN car of the year."

World beats South Africa hands down.

eemay: "wooo damn you saw that 1st picture already rite? now you look at this 2nd picture"
*2nd picture received*

2nd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
" Well AUDI the bitch gave a bitch slap to BMW dah' P-I-M-P. Coming back with an advertising saying congrats for winning the World Car of The Year,

from your friend,
winner of consecutive Le Mans 24 Hour Races from 2000-2006,
audi."

eemay: "now check out this 3rd ad"
*3rd pic received"

3rd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
"SUBARU aka Da' B-O-M-B came out of nowhere, and bitch slap both BMW and AUDI at once,

bagaikan peribahasa yang terkenal
-hitting 2stone with 1bird"


a few days later....

15 january, msn conversation,

joel: "eemay i just send u an email, very important"

*eemay checks email*




*eemay replied my email*



This is how boring doing internship is.

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.

Did you know that...

harlor, as the co-blogger of this blog,
i'm very sorry for neglecting this poor blog.

so since i am super free right now in office,
i will come up with some facts you readers wont probably know.

Did you know that if you find Snakes On A Plane, the best thing to do is to not move?

''Don't move.
im so sick of this mother fucking snakes
on this mother fucking plane.''

Did you know The Day the Earth Stood still, the time didn’t move at all?

Did you know that the more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets?

Did you know haters from this blog can be tracked and killed by scanning your IP address?

Did you know that my penis has its own I Pee address? Ha ha ha! K lame.

Did you know thatthat ifif youyou werewere wearingwearing 3D3D glassesglasses rightright now,now, thisthis sentencesentence wouldwould knockknock youyou unconscious?unconscious?

Did you know that Jesus and Chris Angel can walk on water?

Did you know that Baby Jesus cries every time Soulja Boy comes out with another album?

Did you know that more than 200,000 people die every year of papercuts.

Did you know that MOST Myvi drivers are annoying? (Observe on Federal yourself to believe)

Miss Ee May totaled Myvi.

Did you know that when you clap, you're really actually giving yourself a High Five?

Did you know that when it says 'Do not try at home', it actually means 'Do not try this at all'?

Did you know that, if was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na!

Did you know that Kenny Liang is not the actor who plays Johnny Bravo in Johnny Bravo?

i will let Kenny continue this post.

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.

Coll is starting

coll is starting soon

as we all know

sleeping pattern again has to be retimed
(onli applied to happening peoples)

paying coll fees

doing more assignments

less playing time

less sleeping time




it sucks!

goodnite

A MERRY KELIMAS POST TO JOEL G

Heres a belated kelismas gift to you


to my brother
which doesnt look a shit like me
talk like me
cock like me
and better yet

share the same parents




we`ve been tru alot
since we`ve ever meet

no matter what we are still friends


even if





ur a backpacker
a criminal
or a monk




together

we shall always




get drunk together
share the same hairstyle
and reaching out on our dreams






so

we shall always have each others back

like a team


not exactly this







but

this




fuck yiieaahhh













p.s even if ur a freaking poser with some makcik guai lou
behind u

i still got your back

Left for Dead - Ditinggal untuk bermaut

the poster i created for
my love for this damn sai-mat-kong chunted game.
-a jeremiah masterpiece-

Joel in tripple A rehabilitation centre.

"hi i'm joel jeremiah, and im addicted to L4D'

Kenny mocking me:

''Hi im L4D, and im addicted to joel.''

(from left to right)
Barack obama, john cena,
and (insert any name of a final fantasy female character)

xoxo,
you know u love us.
gossip boy

A Christmas dedication to Kenny Liang.

L4D Christmas Greetings!

hi as the co-owner of this blog,

me and kenny decided to wish each other from this blog,

this post will be very emotional, for the weak hearted, hardly recommend you do not continue reading this post.

dear kenny, merry klismas,

You are such a brother to me, just that different mother father,
You are a good friend which is over there for me at times i need you,
You are the guy who brought me to clubbing,
You are the guy to taught me L4D,
The same guy who taught me better how to play counter strike,
Fetch me all the way from putra heights when im in desperate need for transport,

and many more uncountable deeds,

merry christmas,

pls do something with your hair.
and i hope your new year resolution 2009 in finding your true love will come true.

Your straight and not homosexual friend,
Johan Abdullah Joel din Naza World Kamal Ruddin

Kenny New Year Resolution

this year im deciding to break my record of new year resolutions

kenny is goin to write this resolution on his blog

and he never had any resolution before



so here goes




on 2009,
i
Kenny Liang Yow Shen

son of Liang Wooi Guan

Husband of Loo Yin Jok

mother of Jonathan Liang Yow Shuih

and

Master of Isabelle Liang Sharfen

Slave to Cotton Liang

shall

now start on his new year resolution








people around the world has NYR to achieve. so Me now shall write on what im goin to achieve!
to know more people
to get more friends
to ace my studies(which is impossible)
to make people happier
to make myself happier


thats it i guess





the end





random fact


on NYE

i hugged more guys than girls

the world is hating me


fuck yiiieahhh