complain complain complain

its time to complaint about the world

and more about the world

the world

it looks something like this

ok,

that image above is more of an earth,

but u ppl get wat i mean

now

im complaining more on this specific country i li

ve in

its located at te south east of the earth

the kiasu's friendly neighbour

MALAYSIA!!

im not saying i hate this country

i love it,

we are safe from

almost all natural disaster

except

1. racism

2. racismnism

3. racismnismsmsm

dont get me wrong,

im not saying everyone is a racist

im just saying there are a bunch of fucking racist people

out there in this CUNTtry!!

get wat i mean?

our current Prime Minister

an ex-rapper

the mentor to the "i need attention so i shall go and steal the lime light of a helpless girl"

kanye west

mr najib

has came out wif a plan

One Malaysia

Satu Malaysia

the plan to unite all malaysians

again and again and again and again!!

WE ARE UNITED!!

i have a bunch of rempit friends,

a bunch of chinese friends,

a bunch of indian friends,

a bunch of malay friends,

a bunch of dan lain lain friends as well.

the gaoment has to stop thinking that we Malaysians are not united!

besides this concerning issue

the internet connection in this CUNTry is starting to piss me off

1. Streamyx our very own Malaysia internet service provider from our very one and only

telephone line company in this Cuntry

2. Maxis our leading mobile line in the country

3. Izzy im not sure where this company came from but im a user of this service

4. p1 well known for its super speed internet connection which surpasses Streamyx

let me conclude with one word

their service are useless!!

its either, ur out of coverage zone, ur not within the zone, there is a problem with the main server or its freaking slow

im not sure what is happening with the connection within the nation but please do something good bout it.

we pay you for the service we want not the service we don't want!!!

as simple as that

PLEASE FREAKING UPGRADE THE SPEED AND CONNECTION SIGNAL!!

here are some ways to help you guys improve!!

1. get a gigantic satellite dish

2. get a LAN cable that is as thick as a whale to feed the entire nation with super freaking ultra ultimate speed of light connection

3. upgrade the speed from 100 mpbs(which is actually 1kbps)

4. go ask help from other country who could provide a 40GBPS internet speed

(with 40gbps, i could dl porn in a blink of an eye)

5. refund me the cash i paid you

phew...thats about all my ranting

xoxo,

gossip boy,

we know you know that we both know you love us

oh where oh where did my co-blogger go?

a month has pass since my co-blogger decided

to leave me for the UK

hoping that he would have a happy life there

like this

instead deep down inside

he is more of a

yes like those art people says

picture paints a thousand word

for those who doesnt get it

it a more general term

"picture got one thousand words"

if you still dont get it

im sorry for you

i dont know how busy my co-blogger currently is

but im pretty sure he is spending most of his time

sleeping!!

oh yes

he doesnt blog in our blog anymore

and he doesnt go online often

so just before you totally forget bout my dear friend

here is a lil something about him

joel gan jeremiah

a.k.a

joel ganjaremiah

a.k.a

budak portucis

a.k.a

pot head

a.k.a

pretty boy

my friend here has various of identity

1st of he can look lik a very presentable businessman

2nd, he can be a really really hot chick

lastly, he can make himself turn into different colour

with cheap editing software

alto he looks happy in pictures in the UK,

he isnt that happy,

he misses malaysia,

and the kesenangan of getting his daily dosage,

right now,

he is just another sober prick,

we miss u my portugese friend,

and please do start bloggin

you know we love you,

xoxo,

gossip boys