THE WORLD DEFINITELY LOVES US MORE THAN YOU DONG!

adv!!

2010-04-05T23:41:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone!! wanna know more about making up? taking care of your skin? choosing the right outfit for you? well check up this website www.propassion2010.comand stay tuned while they working up on a website with all these cool tips just for you! so hurry up and waste no time! click on them!!

also! *click on me to join proPassion's facebook fanpage, so i could get instant and more updates on them and their cool and new exciting project. YAY!*

adv

2010-03-08T23:22:00.001-08:00

hello readers!!
just a little adv for proPassion a student base PR consultancy!!
hurry up and follow up on www.propassion2010.blogspot.com for upcoming news on Movie Carnival 2010!!
love fun and exciting games and activities combined with your favorite movies!? well come on now than, just click on the *click me click me* and you guys can wait for updates and information on movie carnival!!

waste no time peeps!!

xoxo,gossip boys,we know the force loves us!

global warming

2010-03-05T00:39:00.000-08:00

i disagree on the global warming fact!

its more like global heating!!

its bloodyhot in msia even wen its raining...

god bless us all

xoxo,

gossip boys,

the world love us long time

Worth living for.

2010-03-02T06:25:00.000-08:00

When all hope for mankind dissapear,
there are only few things worth living for...

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!

xoxo,
emma watson and jessica alba love us long time,
gossip boys.

Bangun pagi patah kaki.

2010-02-27T23:28:00.000-08:00

get well soon Aaron Ramsey,
19 years old,
hope your football career is not over.

signs when you are a night person!

2010-02-27T21:51:00.000-08:00

what are the signs which shows you are a night person?

well according to personal experiences these followings are the signs

1. you wake up at 12pm and you have no plans

2. you wide awake in the afternoon but you cant seem to open your eyes

3. the only friends you have awake are those who went to church

4. you blog about this

5. your phone doesnt ring, not even a call from your mom

im wide awake, and im playing wild ones on facebook.

care to join?

xoxo,

gossip boys,

we know you love us!

Only In Japan.

2010-02-24T07:35:00.000-08:00

"Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew"

fucking doesn't make sense,
but makes me happy in a way.

xoxo,
love myself longtime,
gossip boys.

indon 101

2010-02-21T11:20:00.000-08:00

it is a damn fact that every indonesian i actually know owns a blackberry

a list of those many i know

1. agam darmadi

2. prissy evelyn

3. anastasia rarasanti

4. calista juniawan

all these four has a blackberry

and the best part of it?

agam and anastasia actually said the same thing to me

agam: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u all te time

anastasia: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u

wtf

indons do think alike!!

well

in todays post

its a tutorial lesson of being an indonesian

ladies and gentlemen!

may i present you

INDON 101

there are 2 basic rules that is flawless, unbeatable, undisputed, greatest, sexyest and shits of becoming an indon

1. speaking like one

2. owning a blackberry(most important)

lesson 1

Speaking like an Indon

rule 1: just speak malay and add the dong behind every sentence

rule 2: theres no rule 2.

example: boleh saya jumpa mak awak dong?

boleh kite ngentot dong?

pergi mana dong?

sudah makan dong?

dan lain lain dong..

lesson 2

owning a blackberry

if any of you own a blackberry, congratulations you passed without even trying to speak like an indon!!

sooner or later im pretty sure that indonesia immigration will allow anyone who uses the word dong and owns a bb in the country without a passport!!

so my fellow readers!!

if you can complete the 2 simple rule above

i proudly say that you can now

look weird holding up your thumb and drink some bintang beer!!

xoxo,

we know you love us dong

gossip dongs

American Idol Season 9 final 24

2010-02-20T12:12:00.000-08:00

As you guys know, they have narrowed it down to the final 24 contestant fighting to be the next american idol.

Honestly happening people like me stop watching AI since 2005 when it gets repetitive with the same old sob story over and over and over and over and over again.

So let me save you the next 9483 weeks of your lives to find out who will be crown the next American Idol.

Nope.

Nah-ah.

Never.

who is this again?

Bye-bye.

Never.

Who is this again?

Definitely not.

Goodbye.

Possibly.

Adios.

300% Not.

Yawn...Nope.

Doubt it, no.

Sayonara,

No way.

Never.

Won't even make it to the final 20.

Cheesy.

I love you, but No.

Maybe, or 2nd runner up.

Boring.

No Thanks.

and finally....

Winner.

There you go,
I just save you 57weeks of your lives.

xoxo,

you know you love us long time,

gossip boys.

Celebrities before and after

2010-02-19T11:43:00.001-08:00

It's an amazing experience to see how people evolve from being a child to a mega star.

beyonce before,
my pedo sense is tingling.

Beyonce after.

Taylor Swift before romeo save her.

After.

Before,

After.

kate hudson before,

after, same same.

Joel Jeremiah before,

After.

Kenny Liang before,

After.

xoxo,
gossip boys.

WTF!? A FRAUD OF US!!

2010-02-19T08:04:00.000-08:00

hello,

i would like to know if any of you thinks your blog is the bomb!!

that your super famous!!

that your a super good blogger!?

well your not until you earn 11k from nuffnang like Kenny Sia(he is da bomb)

xiaxue(she is da bomb too)

and

joel and kenny(we are the bombs)

and no we did not earn 11k..

only rm13.86

well,

today i discovered the most shocking thing again!

my dear indon friend agam darmadi just recently told me that he found a blog using the same tagline and almost te same link..

my fellow readers i present to you

imdamosthappeningguy.blogspot.com

ok seriously,

this dude again had freaking copy and paste our freaking posts!!

and he even copied my freakin bio description!!

eh hello!!

come on man,

get your own ideas and life

xoxo,

gossip boys

we know YOU love us but leave us please!

whats more important?

2010-02-18T09:47:00.000-08:00

well hello....

orites..today we'll be talking about something very common.

well as we all know, in this world and in every different country,

we all love something more than our girlfriends.

am i not right?

lets start with some phrases!

ang mohs: ''i love sex more than my girlfriend"

indians: "i love liquor more than my girlfriend"

chinese: "i love money more than my girlfriend"

africans: "i love shits more than my girlfriend"

the last but not least...

the indonesians:

xoxo,

gossiping indon boys

we know you love us dong!

the happening boys answering machine!

2010-02-18T09:23:00.000-08:00

ever wondered how next time in your life

when your all working and single

you have an answering machine because you think having one is cool?

this is how me and joel expects our answering machine to be

*BEEP*
hello you have reached joel and kenny's crib of love
if its telecom i`ve paid your money,
if its the management office i have no money
if its daddy i need money,
if you are jeremy u owe me money,
if your a girl i have money
*BEEP*

xoxo,

gossip boys

we know you love us

To shave or not to shave

2010-02-17T07:47:00.001-08:00

House A

House B

Comparison between two of this houses, which house do you prefer to live in or feel comfortable to step into? Of course many of you will said House B obviously, only a certain people like Agam will love House A.

House B is so well maintain, beautiful trim grass, autumn flower, it look so pleasant and peaceful just by looking at it.

Compare with House A, the garden is in a big mess, the grass and trees haven't been trim for more than a year. Looks like no one have been staying or visiting the house lately.

Well, this theory is to conclude my hypothesis that people should shave their punani/vajayjay.

Many oriental girls think it is a beautiful sight of letting their bushes grow wildly in the garden. Well the presentation of punani to your boyfriend/husband is the same as how beautiful you maintain your house garden to show off to your neighbours and friend.

This two picture explains further better in taking care of your 'garden'. Who would you rather tap it with?

House A?

sorry cecelia, you are one hairy mutha-bitch.

or House B?

If you have trouble telling your girlfriend/wife to take care of their jungle, please feel free to ask them to read this post. So they will understand that Yes! I DO want to live/enter/penetrate in the pretty house! I rather have people visiting me at my pretty mansion rather than my abandon dodgy haunted house.

xoxo,
gossip boys.

greetings!

2010-02-17T04:54:00.000-08:00

yes yes yes...

its been awhile since either me or joel had touch this blog..

we are all pretty busy people..

well its time for me to step back into the blogsphere once again..(no idea if i just used the word blogsphere right)

doesnt matter..

first of all, i would love to wish all my loyal readers(if there is any) a very happy chinese new year!!

second i would like to inform that i`ll be blogging from time to time again. so please do come in to my blog often, even if you dont read the contents do click on the ad on the top right so i can earn some small cash..(im a broke kid)

cheers people!! and yeaaa....ive set a poll up on contents which you would like to see in this blog so please vote and i shall know what to blog about...

CHEERS TO MY CHINESE FRIENDS!!

My Valentine's Day

2010-01-31T22:41:00.000-08:00

Valentines Day is one of those day for couples to get together and spend a romantic evening all alone.

The Star i choose for my valentine day is going to be Anne Hathaway!

If i were to be given a chance to spend my valentines with Anne Hathaway i would start off by delivering breakfast to her all the way from Malaysia to the States.

We will then go on a date by walking down the park and having a picnic all prepared by me!

simple and sweet and most important of all no paparazzi's to invade her valentine's with me.

after our picnic, i would bring her to an arcade to enjoy all the games together. judging by her popularity she wouldn't have the time to go to the arcade for a long long time.

when it is dinner time!

i`ll bring her to a park where a mini hut is set up accompanied by 999 red roses all lit up with mini lights. we will dine under the stars with her favorite appetizers and main course and of course with desserts!

and finally when we are done with dinner, we will lay down on the grass enjoying the scenery of the stars, and before the time hits 12am a beautiful display of fireworks will be blow up into the sky for her!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ANNE HATHAWAY!!

troubled year

2009-12-20T09:53:00.000-08:00

troubles and worries seem to be stacking up alot,

this year itself put more than enough of worries in my mind.

well it started off with my car accident,

thank god no one was hurt

then things got better after that for sure.

i had great times spent

good memories to remember

but right now,

everything seems to be wrong.

my mom is getting an operation on tuesday.

and lets pray she'll be fine after that.

sometimes i feel like running away,

but doing that does not solve anything.

i've spent sleepless nights thinking on how and what should i do?

was what i did a right or wrong move?

and i always come up with no solutions,

i always wonder if things can get better?

or will it just vanish and things will just be different

will things fall back into place

or fall into pieces that could never be put back together?

the only thing i could do is convince myself

things would be better

things are great

be happy

but as long as i can do it

i still have a limit to it

you always ask if we have problems

you always tried to make us open up to you

of course we have problems,

its only that we dare not open to you

putting a fake smile and being genuinely happy

its easy

going through it

its hard

even tho its hard,

but i do it so you dont worry about me

you worry for us so much you don't even take care of yourself

i tried convincing you that you'll be fine

so believe me

hope you'll be perfectly fine after your operation

till then,

i guess its hard to blog the way i use too

so there will be no more posting from me

but my good friend joel will blog

if he has the time,

cheers readers,

god bless you all

boredom is not a motivation to blog

2009-12-03T05:41:00.000-08:00

current status : bored

future status : bored

past status : bored

as almost of all you know, im currently in JB

which means im bored,

i was suppose to work for my mom

but i guess it didnt work out..

why?

simply because i refuse to wake up early as well as the metal tooth..

anyway

my mom told me that she wants to go back to KL on sunday

she said drive down ok?

i said np!

but once im down there i wont come back here

and she was ok lor..

simple conversation,

im sorry mom...

i really cant take the life in JB

it is so boring

i have nothing to do here

plus the internet went down and all i have is my joke book

but thank god,

in malaysia!

we have starbucks!!

and thank starbucks for its free wifi,

all u gotta do, is purchase a 10 over ringgit drink and u can use te internet all day long

how cool is tat?

thats all for tonite!

and my lovely baby J,

if u are reading this..

please blog,

get drunk or something..

The Ant and the Pasta

2009-12-02T06:44:00.001-08:00

this is a story of an ant and a pasta!

its a short story actually...

it started when the ant found the pasta,

the pasta was a huge ass pasta,

about X10 its size,

but this is a special ant,

this ant loves eating!

so the ant ended eating the pasta!!

which now made the pasta so "into the ant"

<3

2009-11-27T14:29:00.000-08:00

its been a year or so we've known each other,

so short time,

but its as if i've known you for years.

i remember first seeing you in Sunway Pyramid,

after your work at adonis,

you came down and accompanied Cindy to meet us.

i remember seeing you as pretty cocky girl.

and soon after we started hanging out,

and i use to think i'll never be with a girl like you,

but....

we ended up holding hands,

and there it began,

our memories

note: captions are at bottom

and i'm happy to have spent these times with you.

our first picture together

our sticky note craze

our first picnic

the night we got tipsy high

besides those

spending my new years with you at genting,

my christmas in your grandmothers house,

laying on the sofa watching tv,

eating cereal,

cooking breakfast,

watching movies,

sleeping next to you,

pampering you,

having manggo loh with you,

the first of november,

the 26th of december,

even doing things which we don't understand

such as,

i enjoyed and loved every little single moment spent with you,

even the times we argued and fought like mad people over small little things

and no matter what,

I'll always carry you in my heart,

knowing that these memories i share with you,

is keeping me alive and strong,

these memories we share

are irreplaceable,

i love you,

Evelynn Lim Pui Ling

this is a dead blog

2009-11-15T18:11:00.000-08:00

this is a cool dead blog

the exams are near!

2009-11-03T06:45:00.000-08:00

a week left

till my exams are here

then finally i shall be free till the new sem starts again

theres nuthin much to blog about,

since there is nothing interesting happening these days,

but i am goin to egypt wif my mom on te 20th this month

hopefully its a trip worth going!!

i get to see te damn pyramids

go shopping and see te nile river.

i checked out on what is going to happen there

doesnt seem boring,

but i supposed i stop blogging for te moment n start studyin now!!

complain complain complain

2009-10-06T04:54:00.000-07:00

its time to complaint about the world

and more about the world

the world

it looks something like this

ok,

that image above is more of an earth,

but u ppl get wat i mean

now

im complaining more on this specific country i li

ve in

its located at te south east of the earth

the kiasu's friendly neighbour

MALAYSIA!!

im not saying i hate this country

i love it,

we are safe from

almost all natural disaster

except

1. racism

2. racismnism

3. racismnismsmsm

dont get me wrong,

im not saying everyone is a racist

im just saying there are a bunch of fucking racist people

out there in this CUNTtry!!

get wat i mean?

our current Prime Minister

an ex-rapper

the mentor to the "i need attention so i shall go and steal the lime light of a helpless girl"

kanye west

mr najib

has came out wif a plan

One Malaysia

Satu Malaysia

the plan to unite all malaysians

again and again and again and again!!

WE ARE UNITED!!

i have a bunch of rempit friends,

a bunch of chinese friends,

a bunch of indian friends,

a bunch of malay friends,

a bunch of dan lain lain friends as well.

the gaoment has to stop thinking that we Malaysians are not united!

besides this concerning issue

the internet connection in this CUNTry is starting to piss me off

1. Streamyx our very own Malaysia internet service provider from our very one and only

telephone line company in this Cuntry

2. Maxis our leading mobile line in the country

3. Izzy im not sure where this company came from but im a user of this service

4. p1 well known for its super speed internet connection which surpasses Streamyx

let me conclude with one word

their service are useless!!

its either, ur out of coverage zone, ur not within the zone, there is a problem with the main server or its freaking slow

im not sure what is happening with the connection within the nation but please do something good bout it.

we pay you for the service we want not the service we don't want!!!

as simple as that

PLEASE FREAKING UPGRADE THE SPEED AND CONNECTION SIGNAL!!

here are some ways to help you guys improve!!

1. get a gigantic satellite dish

2. get a LAN cable that is as thick as a whale to feed the entire nation with super freaking ultra ultimate speed of light connection

3. upgrade the speed from 100 mpbs(which is actually 1kbps)

4. go ask help from other country who could provide a 40GBPS internet speed

(with 40gbps, i could dl porn in a blink of an eye)

5. refund me the cash i paid you

phew...thats about all my ranting

xoxo,

gossip boy,

we know you know that we both know you love us

oh where oh where did my co-blogger go?

2009-10-04T07:46:00.000-07:00

a month has pass since my co-blogger decided

to leave me for the UK

hoping that he would have a happy life there

like this

instead deep down inside

he is more of a

yes like those art people says

picture paints a thousand word

for those who doesnt get it

it a more general term

"picture got one thousand words"

if you still dont get it

im sorry for you

i dont know how busy my co-blogger currently is

but im pretty sure he is spending most of his time

sleeping!!

oh yes

he doesnt blog in our blog anymore

and he doesnt go online often

so just before you totally forget bout my dear friend

here is a lil something about him

joel gan jeremiah

a.k.a

joel ganjaremiah

a.k.a

budak portucis

a.k.a

pot head

a.k.a

pretty boy

my friend here has various of identity

1st of he can look lik a very presentable businessman

2nd, he can be a really really hot chick

lastly, he can make himself turn into different colour

with cheap editing software

alto he looks happy in pictures in the UK,

he isnt that happy,

he misses malaysia,

and the kesenangan of getting his daily dosage,

right now,

he is just another sober prick,

we miss u my portugese friend,

and please do start bloggin

you know we love you,

xoxo,

gossip boys

The Devil Wears Crocs

2009-09-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

my little devil in crocs

sek

A WARNING TO THE OTHERS!!!

2009-09-21T08:28:00.000-07:00

to my lovely readers who are currently a muslim and celebrating their rayas.

HAPPY RAYA DAY!!

but a reminder

please BECAREFULL OF ROBBERS AND THIEFS!!

as festives seasons arrive

so does the spoilers

please ensure urself is always on alert mode

remember

people steals everything!!

cheers to you and ur raya peeps!!

Merdeka.

2009-09-01T05:41:00.000-07:00

cina, melayu, cina, cina, mamak dan india.

satu malaysia.

xoxo
gossip boys.

What is in your playlist?

2009-08-27T09:56:00.000-07:00

*in british accent*
"Can't read my, can't read my,
No you can't read my poker face"

"Siapo panggil 9-1-1 tadi?"

"BOOM BOOM POW!
so tonight will be a good good night"

"Boss, stop changing your mind,
milo hot or cold?"

xoxo,

gossip boys.

Music scene in Malaysia

2009-08-27T07:44:00.000-07:00

Every time got artist want perform in Malaysia,
sure PAS buat bising.

For example,

Akon,
"Sebab dia tu ex-konvict"

Gwen Stefani,"Uhh! This my shit, This my shit,
Let me hear you said This Shieeet
is BANANA, B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

Why ban Gwen Stefani?
"Sebab dia salah eja pisang, patutnya cuma B-A-N-A-N-A."

PAS, janji ROCK!
Suci, Bersih, Murni dan Adil.

MTV NEWS
PAS demonstration to overturn Avril Lavinge concert
to protect the future kids of Islam.

Even Michael Jackson concert in Malaysia during 1996
was given a green light by PAS, if only...

"kalou dio tok pegong kotek dio"
And yes true enough Michael Jackson never
perform his trademark move.

Yesterday news,Too Gay.

Michael learns to Rock to be banned. by PAS!
click to read.

Today news,Black Eye Peas, ajaran ilmu sesat Hitam.

Black Eye Peas to be banned. by PAS!

Tomorrow news,Jeans to be banned, by PAS!

"Pasal dia ketat sangat, terlalu mendedah"

I just pray they don't ban music and
Gossip Girls season 3 coming soon in Malaysia.

xoxo,
I'm leaving Malaysia soon,
gossip boys.

The true story behind Beijing Olympic 2008.

2009-08-26T16:43:00.000-07:00

This is little Siu Keong,
His father put him on the street to beg for sympathy.

His reward is a stick of cigarette for every dollar he collected.

But one day, seperti peribahasa katakan,
sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,
akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga.

Siu Keong's father got arrested.

Siu Keong's father was sentenced to be shot dead by
the deadly asian firing squad.

Although this incident happened more than a year ago,
Siu Keong is still very proud of his father contribution to china,
as the founder of the Beijing Olympic 2008 logo.

Siu Keong, The true story.

The End

xoxo,
we love chinese people,
gossip boys.

Budaks Zombie.

2009-08-26T02:29:00.000-07:00

The first word ever spoken by a zombie .... kid.

'Turtles? That's hawt too.'

xoxo,
gossip boys.

Evolusi Zombie nation.

2009-08-24T23:27:00.001-07:00

the first batch of zombies was the shieeet,
it was during the retro times of cocaine and speed,
everyone was doing drugs,
even zombies.

DDR zombies.
the dance-dance revolution zombies.

Sadly during the 90s,
zombies became slow and retarded.

"Where are the asian meat?"

But behold the millennium zombies,
my favorite zombies of all zombies.

Running zombies,
Shiat they are fast and shit.

Not forgetting we had zombies
who strips in the strip club and shieat...

Jenna Jameson in Zombie Stripper.

But lately...
Another new breed...

SASAUU.

xoxo,
jet'aime,
gossip boys.

Comedy Clip

2009-08-23T14:28:00.000-07:00

heres something my friend

intro-ed

to me

enjoy

did you know facts?

2009-08-23T13:50:00.000-07:00

did you know that hamburgers has no hams??

wers my g*ddamned hams?

did you know in the ancient olympics

the damn altheletes compete

NAKED!!

move muthafaka!

did you also know that?

In England in the early 80's

the word "pants"

is considered a dirty word!!

xoxo,

gossip boys,

we know you love us

movie review again

2009-08-22T14:08:00.000-07:00

so here we are again,

with the movie reviews

again and again

this time i choosing one of the movies i find cool

HARRY POOORTAHH and the 1/2 blood prince(who is snape)

suitable for bomohs!!

i rate this movie a .5 outta 10

i dont mean harry potter is a lousy show its good

but this one stinks the shit out of devon!!

its less action and more talking and

kissing(try watching all harry potters n compare)

i guess they decided to use more romance in the show

since it was goin to be all talks

CHIU!!

make a porno also better la!!

sorry was the onli picture i could find

i rather be home watching

*cough cough*

puff puff wizards!!

now this is the shiet im talking about

hoping the next harry potter will be a success

*have aniwon seen ma stash?*

xoxo,

gossip boys

PISSED OFF!

2009-08-22T08:23:00.001-07:00

Do you ever feel so pissed
off and just want to
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
just watch this and you will get it.

xoxo,
gossip girls.

Usain 'Thunder' Bolt.

2009-08-21T00:05:00.000-07:00

The call him the fatest living thing on earth now,
He can easily beat a malaysian made honda kapcai 100cc in 200meter distance.

"I'm doing it backwards madafarka!'

100meter in 9.58 seconds.
And all the sport scientist from all over the world
once said that it is humanly impossible for a man to run
100meter in less than 9.6seconds.

Humanly Impossible
Project HmHm,
Half man-Half machine.
Made in Jamaicaaa.

Tell me how long it takes you to run 10 meter?

YES, 10 SECONDS.

and Usain 'speedo-tropedo' Bolt
can do 10meter in 1 second.

if you are asian and you still do not get it,
especially the ones who play DOTA 24/7 and
never once exercise before,

let me explain to you what is 10meter, the asian way.

'10meter is equivalent to 10 asian guys lying down
in a straight line touching each other head to toe.'

example of asian guys.
sorry, the other 4 asian guy couldn't make it.

So now imagine you skipping through 10 asian in less than 1 second?

Article from Sport News Asia.
Winner Usain 'lightning' Bolt and 2nd runner up Top Gear 'The Stig' in the 2009 federal highway sprint.

I think this is just the beginning,
I believe he can do it in 8.5 seconds.

Just look at the olympic 2008 game the night he broke
both 100meter and 200meter record.

Just look at 60meter onwards,
he is already celebrating and doing the crab dance.

xoxo,
gossip girls.

boom boom POW

2009-08-19T20:35:00.000-07:00

CHING CHANG CHONG.

movie to the review.

2009-08-18T06:15:00.000-07:00

Arsenal 6-1 thrashing of Everton.

How to know if you player is on Ecstasy.

Check out 0.18,
and 0.54 for the slow motion replay.

Based on a true story,

About this movie, which I'm not sure what it was about again.

The screen of KAMCHANOD. kaaaaap

Paris Hilton after the movie premiere of Kamchanod.
"Khamcha? nod-hawt"

suitable for retarded Thai people.
The damn ghost in this poster
is not even in the movie or the credits.

Retarded people after watching Kamchanod.
"Sawadikaap! Khamchanod good good! love you long time"

xoxo,
love you long time,
Gossip girl.

movie review

2009-08-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

the most unenticipated movie of the year

dua kosong kosong sembilan!!

-sesuai untuk kaum scientoloji sahaja

i worship the Lord Zirgon!

the movie costed me 10 bucks and i would say it was a pretty good show,

besides the alien is like a really really lousy and weak alien,

eventho it doesnt involve

1. gory murdering

2. ripping of body apart and leaving the victim alive

3. eradication of the Pearsons

4. tall buff shaped scary looking freaky alien

5. asians

6. pregnancy without screaming (boy those scientology people are gonna be pissed)

7. pale looking dude

8. a stoner

instead this movie has

1. cute alien

2. small aliens

3. useless aliens with a goal of taking over the world

4. the end

i thought it was pretty good for its comedic scenes,

and thats about,

a good laugh i had,

with the 10 bucks i spent

xoxo,

gossip boys

movie review

2009-08-10T00:29:00.000-07:00

presenting,

the most anticipated movie of twooo thousand and niiine.

-suitable for 12 years and below retarded asian kids.

"i love G.i-Joe lol ~~ ^^"

wasted 6bucks to watch 2hours 16minits of horrible CGI effects.
i rather like totally, like omg totally,
like so totally watch this other movie, you know the one with the vampires and good looking people and shiits.

good looking people and shiiaaat,

story goes like this girl bella, like totally super gothic and like so hot at the same time,
wears skinny jeans and stuffs from topshop and shit,

'yeah, a-ha, life's like this,
yeah, a-ha, that's the way it is'

so anyway bella is new to this town and shit,
and she fell in love with this pale looking dude,
and they totally hook up and shit,
and shit started to happen and shit,
next thing you know they are not together,
and they are back together,
not together again,
back together again,
followed by the dude claiming he is immortal and shit,
and like bella was pissed and totally cool with it at the same time,
and they went on till some really crazy shit happen,
and their love became forbidden and shiaaat,

and shiiiiaaat, BAM!
to be continue in part two, New Moon.

Coming soon,

Digging skinny pale unhealthy lack of vitamin looking guys is the new shiznit innit.
for shitzle ma nizzle.

'vampires, that's hot'

xoxo,
gossip boys.

Sonet 19, the fail-ed blogger.

2009-08-03T16:40:00.000-07:00

This blog sadly haven't been updated,
basically the happening became outdated,
the co blogger is now cacat-ed,
and the main blogger is always wasted.

Seikhlasnya,
Will-i-am Shakespears

WTF?

2009-06-30T00:24:00.001-07:00

as u all know

im currently working my ass off

the work is unpleasant but it fun..

the people here are great and nice

but

all ranting aside

im still wondering where on earth is my co-blogger?

i saw him the other day

he seems fine and still not blogging

lets see whats happening with ME these days

i`ve watched transformers on Monday(sneak preview)

MJ died (god bless that legendary pedo)

Adrian couldnt stop talking bout his philipine trip (get over it)

Aaron has not blog bout me yet (hurry up)

Jeremy's armpit hair is getting thicker (shave la woi)

besides that im pretty hooked up with work

not a workaholic

i redo the same routine everyday

see almost the same person everyday

and had not seen my dad in more than a week

eventho me n him were in the same house

i hav no idea whats with this post

but u ppl are still reading it rite?

so heres for a sucky life

and a crappy influenza A

OPEN STAGE MIC

2009-06-01T00:04:00.000-07:00

TONIGHT BABY!

DOPPELGANGER STRIKES AGAIN!!

AN OPEN MIC STAGE
WHERE MUSICIANS CAN DISPLAY THEIR TALENTS OF INSTRUMENTS AND MUSIC

BEING HELD AT NO BLACK TIE

TONIGHT THE 1ST OF JUNE 2009

Event: Doppelganger presents... IN PERSON
"Alarice singer songwriter (Sydney) + Nizam Zakaria, Writer / Poet (KL) + Chris Chan Chong Fui, Filmmaker (KL)"
What: Performance
Host: Doppelganger Open Mic Open Stage
Start Time: Today, 01 June at 21:00
End Time: Tomorrow, 02 June at 00:00

do click on the link below to get more details about tonights event

*click me click me*

support your local scene!!

Did you know that part 2

2009-05-26T06:09:00.000-07:00

currently due to me working
has not gave me the opportunity to blog much

but

considering i do have a co-blogger
and he has
no

class
job
college
girl friend
sex
life

he has a dislocated leg
and he couldnt move much
so he sits at home
at the same spot
for
23hours a day

i sincerely apologise to his uselessness

and so tonite im goin to continue

did you know that part 2

the more u stack a ladder the higher you can climb?

also

did you know that my fren ee may once uses her fringe as a ruler?

lastly(im too lazy)

did you know that jesus looked lik tat when he came back to life??

cheers

internship

2009-05-17T02:47:00.000-07:00

hello jibai readers...

its my turn finally to do my internship...

seriously im not excited at all...well its working wifout gettin paid...or to put it in a way its like havin sex with out grabbing the boobs first...

so here is wat im goin to do..

wake up early go home late and get paid nothing..
i cant wait to get broke!!

furthermore...i just found out that INTI COLLEGE gives their lucky students a choice to do their industrial training or final project

while we jackasses in TAYLOR'S COLLEGE shall do both and PAY THEM FOR MAKING US DO BOTH..well its not a bad thing we are getting experiences from both of them BUT why do we need to PAY for the INTERNSHIP!!??SHOULD YOU BE PAYING US!!??

not sure how taylor's run thier colleges but if u fail YOU CANNOT RETAKE THE EXAM, YOU HAVE TO RETAKE THE WHOLE DAMN SUBJECT..

and their REASON??

oh simply because we are afraid you will fail the exam again so its better to just take the whole subject again..

other colleges you can pay them 80 ringgit n retake the exam paper..

IN TAYLORS you just need to pay a ridiculously small amount of money which sums up to 1200 ringgit and retake the whooe subject which eats 3 months or more.

i LOVE taylors system!!!

Kawan dong!

2009-05-04T09:25:00.000-07:00

Bakso enak eh?
enak skaliiii dong!

everybody said 'memek!'

Perempuan KTV!
Asyik skali dong!

Miss May Dong!

Ciuman dong!

Kaki gw yang masih normal lagi dong!
Miss May kelihatan di belakang dong!

Final class dong!

Candid dong!

Benjamin button dong!

Kaki aku dong!

2009-05-02T22:18:00.000-07:00

Kelmarin saya futsal sama kawan saya dong!

ooops dong!
hello this is my abnormal leg dong!

kaki saya diputar 90 degrees dong!
sakit bangat!
tapi gwa tidak nangis tau! wahahahahaha.

the two super funny abang ambulans!
i kept begging them to inject me with all sort of pain killer,
but they tak layan! hahahahaha.
instead told me jokes to make me feel better.
laughter and pain is not a great combination mind you!

hello dong! ne-no-neee-nooo.

at waiting room waiting for doctor pakai mekap.
laughing at my leg dong!

after waiting in agony for almost an hour,
i was given morphin,
pastu aku tertidur dong!

next day dong!

my room dong!

see how i shower, like old people dong.
duduk kat bangku pastu mandi.

prison food dong!

Thank you for visiting and all the well wishes!

i love you guys la!

The Worlds Addiction

2009-04-30T08:27:00.000-07:00

Based on a true story

the new facebook flashgame is now turning into a craze, from word challenge, mentally challenge, physically challenge, pet society, pot society, prick society and many more has now turns its eye on something new called

RESTAURANT CITY
in short they call RC

WARNING!
players may suffer from

dirty bed, pork belly, massive hair

restless nights finding ingredients

looking at your small restaurant
creating obstacles for making customers walk more for no reason
making your friends as workers

p.s / if you find yourself as a cleaner and your not playing please take not that person who hired you to do that is not a friend but a foe

staring blindly to the screen of your notebook

please play at own risk

and now download

this alarm
and set

peace yo
xoxo, gossip boys

we know you know that we know that you alredy know that you know somehow that we know
you love us

The blast from the past!

2009-03-10T06:18:00.000-07:00

harlo, me and kenny are currently now in ridzuan,
in the palace of rumah-Agam(mansioooon) darmadi
enjoying life and taking a break from this messed up word.

rumah agam

lets have a word or two from the owner of this blog, Mr Kenny Liang,

"yes thaank you. my co-blogger managed to talk me into puting this new look of me. i wasn't too sure bout it but i guess its a good start to revive this happening blog. orite....
cheerssss..."

as we was going through the pictures of our old college times while listening to european techno music,

we found this.

agam darmadi and kenny liang yow shen on MAY 2007.
check out kenny's JAWLINE!
and agam's classic hair.

so i have to take a picture of them currently in the room now,

looking something like this now, MARCH 2009...

Mr Kenny Liang and Sir Agam Darmadi,
the picture shows what shit they both gone through from
MAY 2007 and MARCH 2009.

blast from the past,
xoxo,
gossip boys,
you know you love us.

This is not a stupid blog

2009-02-22T11:24:00.000-08:00

Kenny is currently very busy with life now,
so as the co-blogger of this blog,
i would like to share with you pictures of pretty
woman all around the globe.

presenting,
Miss Muscular Sexy Sedunia (MMSS)

tall, dark and sexy.

kenny's favorite.

my favorite,
maybe because of the lil' resemblance of
arnold schwarstikaaa.

your favorite!

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boy.

This is a stupid blog

2009-02-10T21:20:00.000-08:00

dear fellow readers..

as much as i noe that this blog is as good as dead
i would love to apologize to u ppl.
my co-blogger

as u can see him under my hawt ass pic
is bein an ass and not updating this blog
im currently at coll bloggin for u guys
and he is currently sleeping infront of his laptop just finished dl-ing porno

as much as i want to update i cant
due to my laptop which is havin an everlasting bitch-fit
i cant do a shit ass assignment at home.

im so sorry....

cheers...

A Chinese New Year

2009-01-25T00:54:00.000-08:00

harlo my lovely readers..

as much as u all know..

my laptop is down

so i wont be updating much and often

and my useless co-blogger

modem burnt down

and he got fired in his job

has lead us to a blog which is being neglected

but no worries for i am now at

JOHORE

which is boring

will motivate me to blog

some shits for u readers

just after my reunion dinner

and visitin granny at singapore

i shall be back to blog for you guys

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!

cheers

Advertising

2009-01-15T10:07:00.001-08:00

Hi my name is joel gan jeremiah, i'm currently doing my advertising internship and the truth is i never done shits in my internship before.

Most of the time i will be chatting with eemay on msn from 10am-6pm about very random shit and talk about L4D half of the time.

Ini dia game L4D,
Tidakah anda merasai mahkluk gambar ini seperti villain
incredible hulk 2?

11 january, msn conversation,
two advertising student had a conversation like this.

eemay :"Joel check out this ad man, oooo damn nigga, i liiike"
joel: "Oh"
*1st picture received*

1st pic.

from the point of view of a 2 years advertising student:
"BMW da P.I.M.P of automobile industry, is congratulating AUDI for winning the South African car of the year. And in a sarcastic tone, BMW aka da P.I.M.P is telling his bitch AUDI that, we are the WORLD car of the year, and you are the SOUTH AFRICAN car of the year."

World beats South Africa hands down.

eemay: "wooo damn you saw that 1st picture already rite? now you look at this 2nd picture"
*2nd picture received*

2nd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
" Well AUDI the bitch gave a bitch slap to BMW dah' P-I-M-P. Coming back with an advertising saying congrats for winning the World Car of The Year,

from your friend,
winner of consecutive Le Mans 24 Hour Races from 2000-2006,
audi."

eemay: "now check out this 3rd ad"
*3rd pic received"

3rd Pic

from the view of a 2 years advertising student:
"SUBARU aka Da' B-O-M-B came out of nowhere, and bitch slap both BMW and AUDI at once,

bagaikan peribahasa yang terkenal
-hitting 2stone with 1bird"

a few days later....

15 january, msn conversation,

joel: "eemay i just send u an email, very important"

*eemay checks email*

*eemay replied my email*

This is how boring doing internship is.

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.

Did you know that...

2009-01-07T23:24:00.000-08:00

harlor, as the co-blogger of this blog,
i'm very sorry for neglecting this poor blog.

so since i am super free right now in office,
i will come up with some facts you readers wont probably know.

Did you know that if you find Snakes On A Plane, the best thing to do is to not move?

''Don't move.
im so sick of this mother fucking snakes
on this mother fucking plane.''

Did you know The Day the Earth Stood still, the time didn’t move at all?

Did you know that the more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets?

Did you know haters from this blog can be tracked and killed by scanning your IP address?

Did you know that my penis has its own I Pee address? Ha ha ha! K lame.

Did you know thatthat ifif youyou werewere wearingwearing 3D3D glassesglasses rightright now,now, thisthis sentencesentence wouldwould knockknock youyou unconscious?unconscious?

Did you know that Jesus and Chris Angel can walk on water?

Did you know that Baby Jesus cries every time Soulja Boy comes out with another album?

Did you know that more than 200,000 people die every year of papercuts.

Did you know that MOST Myvi drivers are annoying? (Observe on Federal yourself to believe)

Miss Ee May totaled Myvi.

Did you know that when you clap, you're really actually giving yourself a High Five?

Did you know that when it says 'Do not try at home', it actually means 'Do not try this at all'?

Did you know that, if was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na!

Did you know that Kenny Liang is not the actor who plays Johnny Bravo in Johnny Bravo?

i will let Kenny continue this post.

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.

Coll is starting

2009-01-05T10:40:00.000-08:00

coll is starting soon

as we all know

sleeping pattern again has to be retimed
(onli applied to happening peoples)

paying coll fees

doing more assignments

less playing time

less sleeping time

it sucks!

goodnite