To shave or not to shave

House A

House B

Comparison between two of this houses, which house do you prefer to live in or feel comfortable to step into? Of course many of you will said House B obviously, only a certain people like Agam will love House A.

House B is so well maintain, beautiful trim grass, autumn flower, it look so pleasant and peaceful just by looking at it.

Compare with House A, the garden is in a big mess, the grass and trees haven't been trim for more than a year. Looks like no one have been staying or visiting the house lately.

Well, this theory is to conclude my hypothesis that people should shave their punani/vajayjay.

Many oriental girls think it is a beautiful sight of letting their bushes grow wildly in the garden. Well the presentation of punani to your boyfriend/husband is the same as how beautiful you maintain your house garden to show off to your neighbours and friend.

This two picture explains further better in taking care of your 'garden'. Who would you rather tap it with?

House A?

sorry cecelia, you are one hairy mutha-bitch.

or House B?

If you have trouble telling your girlfriend/wife to take care of their jungle, please feel free to ask them to read this post. So they will understand that Yes! I DO want to live/enter/penetrate in the pretty house! I rather have people visiting me at my pretty mansion rather than my abandon dodgy haunted house.

xoxo,
gossip boys.

greetings!

yes yes yes...

its been awhile since either me or joel had touch this blog..

we are all pretty busy people..

well its time for me to step back into the blogsphere once again..(no idea if i just used the word blogsphere right)

doesnt matter..

first of all, i would love to wish all my loyal readers(if there is any) a very happy chinese new year!!

second i would like to inform that i`ll be blogging from time to time again. so please do come in to my blog often, even if you dont read the contents do click on the ad on the top right so i can earn some small cash..(im a broke kid)

cheers people!! and yeaaa....ive set a poll up on contents which you would like to see in this blog so please vote and i shall know what to blog about...

CHEERS TO MY CHINESE FRIENDS!!

My Valentine's Day

Valentines Day is one of those day for couples to get together and spend a romantic evening all alone.

The Star i choose for my valentine day is going to be Anne Hathaway!

If i were to be given a chance to spend my valentines with Anne Hathaway i would start off by delivering breakfast to her all the way from Malaysia to the States.

We will then go on a date by walking down the park and having a picnic all prepared by me!

simple and sweet and most important of all no paparazzi's to invade her valentine's with me.

after our picnic, i would bring her to an arcade to enjoy all the games together. judging by her popularity she wouldn't have the time to go to the arcade for a long long time.

when it is dinner time!

i`ll bring her to a park where a mini hut is set up accompanied by 999 red roses all lit up with mini lights. we will dine under the stars with her favorite appetizers and main course and of course with desserts!

and finally when we are done with dinner, we will lay down on the grass enjoying the scenery of the stars, and before the time hits 12am a beautiful display of fireworks will be blow up into the sky for her!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ANNE HATHAWAY!!

troubled year

troubles and worries seem to be stacking up alot,

this year itself put more than enough of worries in my mind.

well it started off with my car accident,

thank god no one was hurt

then things got better after that for sure.

i had great times spent

good memories to remember

but right now,

everything seems to be wrong.

my mom is getting an operation on tuesday.

and lets pray she'll be fine after that.

sometimes i feel like running away,

but doing that does not solve anything.

i've spent sleepless nights thinking on how and what should i do?

was what i did a right or wrong move?

and i always come up with no solutions,

i always wonder if things can get better?

or will it just vanish and things will just be different

will things fall back into place

or fall into pieces that could never be put back together?

the only thing i could do is convince myself

things would be better

things are great

be happy

but as long as i can do it

i still have a limit to it

you always ask if we have problems

you always tried to make us open up to you

of course we have problems,

its only that we dare not open to you

putting a fake smile and being genuinely happy

its easy

going through it

its hard

even tho its hard,

but i do it so you dont worry about me

you worry for us so much you don't even take care of yourself

i tried convincing you that you'll be fine

so believe me

hope you'll be perfectly fine after your operation

till then,

i guess its hard to blog the way i use too

so there will be no more posting from me

but my good friend joel will blog

if he has the time,

cheers readers,

god bless you all

boredom is not a motivation to blog

current status : bored

future status : bored

past status : bored

as almost of all you know, im currently in JB

which means im bored,

i was suppose to work for my mom

but i guess it didnt work out..

why?

simply because i refuse to wake up early as well as the metal tooth..

anyway

my mom told me that she wants to go back to KL on sunday

she said drive down ok?

i said np!

but once im down there i wont come back here

and she was ok lor..

simple conversation,

im sorry mom...

i really cant take the life in JB

it is so boring

i have nothing to do here

plus the internet went down and all i have is my joke book

but thank god,

in malaysia!

we have starbucks!!

and thank starbucks for its free wifi,

all u gotta do, is purchase a 10 over ringgit drink and u can use te internet all day long

how cool is tat?

thats all for tonite!

and my lovely baby J,

if u are reading this..

please blog,

get drunk or something..

this is a dead blog

this is a cool dead blog

the exams are near!

a week left

till my exams are here

then finally i shall be free till the new sem starts again

theres nuthin much to blog about,

since there is nothing interesting happening these days,

but i am goin to egypt wif my mom on te 20th this month

hopefully its a trip worth going!!

i get to see te damn pyramids

go shopping and see te nile river.

i checked out on what is going to happen there

doesnt seem boring,

but i supposed i stop blogging for te moment n start studyin now!!