boredom is not a motivation to blog

current status : bored

future status : bored

past status : bored

as almost of all you know, im currently in JB

which means im bored,

i was suppose to work for my mom

but i guess it didnt work out..

why?

simply because i refuse to wake up early as well as the metal tooth..

anyway

my mom told me that she wants to go back to KL on sunday

she said drive down ok?

i said np!

but once im down there i wont come back here

and she was ok lor..

simple conversation,

im sorry mom...

i really cant take the life in JB

it is so boring

i have nothing to do here

plus the internet went down and all i have is my joke book

but thank god,

in malaysia!

we have starbucks!!

and thank starbucks for its free wifi,

all u gotta do, is purchase a 10 over ringgit drink and u can use te internet all day long

how cool is tat?

thats all for tonite!

and my lovely baby J,

if u are reading this..

please blog,

get drunk or something..

The Ant and the Pasta

this is a story of an ant and a pasta!

its a short story actually...

it started when the ant found the pasta,

the pasta was a huge ass pasta,

about X10 its size,

but this is a special ant,

this ant loves eating!

so the ant ended eating the pasta!!

which now made the pasta so "into the ant"

<3

its been a year or so we've known each other,

so short time,

but its as if i've known you for years.

i remember first seeing you in Sunway Pyramid,

after your work at adonis,

you came down and accompanied Cindy to meet us.

i remember seeing you as pretty cocky girl.

and soon after we started hanging out,

and i use to think i'll never be with a girl like you,

but....

we ended up holding hands,

and there it began,

our memories

note: captions are at bottom

and i'm happy to have spent these times with you.

our first picture together

our sticky note craze

our first picnic

the night we got tipsy high

besides those

spending my new years with you at genting,

my christmas in your grandmothers house,

laying on the sofa watching tv,

eating cereal,

cooking breakfast,

watching movies,

sleeping next to you,

pampering you,

having manggo loh with you,

the first of november,

the 26th of december,

even doing things which we don't understand

such as,

i enjoyed and loved every little single moment spent with you,

even the times we argued and fought like mad people over small little things

and no matter what,

I'll always carry you in my heart,

knowing that these memories i share with you,

is keeping me alive and strong,

these memories we share

are irreplaceable,

i love you,

Evelynn Lim Pui Ling

this is a dead blog

this is a cool dead blog

the exams are near!

a week left

till my exams are here

then finally i shall be free till the new sem starts again

theres nuthin much to blog about,

since there is nothing interesting happening these days,

but i am goin to egypt wif my mom on te 20th this month

hopefully its a trip worth going!!

i get to see te damn pyramids

go shopping and see te nile river.

i checked out on what is going to happen there

doesnt seem boring,

but i supposed i stop blogging for te moment n start studyin now!!

complain complain complain

its time to complaint about the world

and more about the world

the world

it looks something like this

ok,

that image above is more of an earth,

but u ppl get wat i mean

now

im complaining more on this specific country i li

ve in

its located at te south east of the earth

the kiasu's friendly neighbour

MALAYSIA!!

im not saying i hate this country

i love it,

we are safe from

almost all natural disaster

except

1. racism

2. racismnism

3. racismnismsmsm

dont get me wrong,

im not saying everyone is a racist

im just saying there are a bunch of fucking racist people

out there in this CUNTtry!!

get wat i mean?

our current Prime Minister

an ex-rapper

the mentor to the "i need attention so i shall go and steal the lime light of a helpless girl"

kanye west

mr najib

has came out wif a plan

One Malaysia

Satu Malaysia

the plan to unite all malaysians

again and again and again and again!!

WE ARE UNITED!!

i have a bunch of rempit friends,

a bunch of chinese friends,

a bunch of indian friends,

a bunch of malay friends,

a bunch of dan lain lain friends as well.

the gaoment has to stop thinking that we Malaysians are not united!

besides this concerning issue

the internet connection in this CUNTry is starting to piss me off

1. Streamyx our very own Malaysia internet service provider from our very one and only

telephone line company in this Cuntry

2. Maxis our leading mobile line in the country

3. Izzy im not sure where this company came from but im a user of this service

4. p1 well known for its super speed internet connection which surpasses Streamyx

let me conclude with one word

their service are useless!!

its either, ur out of coverage zone, ur not within the zone, there is a problem with the main server or its freaking slow

im not sure what is happening with the connection within the nation but please do something good bout it.

we pay you for the service we want not the service we don't want!!!

as simple as that

PLEASE FREAKING UPGRADE THE SPEED AND CONNECTION SIGNAL!!

here are some ways to help you guys improve!!

1. get a gigantic satellite dish

2. get a LAN cable that is as thick as a whale to feed the entire nation with super freaking ultra ultimate speed of light connection

3. upgrade the speed from 100 mpbs(which is actually 1kbps)

4. go ask help from other country who could provide a 40GBPS internet speed

(with 40gbps, i could dl porn in a blink of an eye)

5. refund me the cash i paid you

phew...thats about all my ranting

xoxo,

gossip boy,

we know you know that we both know you love us

oh where oh where did my co-blogger go?

a month has pass since my co-blogger decided

to leave me for the UK

hoping that he would have a happy life there

like this

instead deep down inside

he is more of a

yes like those art people says

picture paints a thousand word

for those who doesnt get it

it a more general term

"picture got one thousand words"

if you still dont get it

im sorry for you

i dont know how busy my co-blogger currently is

but im pretty sure he is spending most of his time

sleeping!!

oh yes

he doesnt blog in our blog anymore

and he doesnt go online often

so just before you totally forget bout my dear friend

here is a lil something about him

joel gan jeremiah

a.k.a

joel ganjaremiah

a.k.a

budak portucis

a.k.a

pot head

a.k.a

pretty boy

my friend here has various of identity

1st of he can look lik a very presentable businessman

2nd, he can be a really really hot chick

lastly, he can make himself turn into different colour

with cheap editing software

alto he looks happy in pictures in the UK,

he isnt that happy,

he misses malaysia,

and the kesenangan of getting his daily dosage,

right now,

he is just another sober prick,

we miss u my portugese friend,

and please do start bloggin

you know we love you,

xoxo,

gossip boys