What is in your playlist?

*in british accent*
"Can't read my, can't read my,
No you can't read my poker face"

"Siapo panggil 9-1-1 tadi?"

"BOOM BOOM POW!
so tonight will be a good good night"



"Boss, stop changing your mind,
milo hot or cold?"

xoxo,

gossip boys.

Music scene in Malaysia

Every time got artist want perform in Malaysia,
sure PAS buat bising.

For example,

Akon,
"Sebab dia tu ex-konvict"


Gwen Stefani,"Uhh! This my shit, This my shit,
Let me hear you said This Shieeet
is BANANA, B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

Why ban Gwen Stefani?
"Sebab dia salah eja pisang, patutnya cuma B-A-N-A-N-A."


PAS, janji ROCK!
Suci, Bersih, Murni dan Adil.


MTV NEWS
PAS demonstration to overturn Avril Lavinge concert
to protect the future kids of Islam.


Even Michael Jackson concert in Malaysia during 1996
was given a green light by PAS, if only...


"kalou dio tok pegong kotek dio"
And yes true enough Michael Jackson never
perform his trademark move.


Yesterday news,Too Gay.

Michael learns to Rock to be banned. by PAS!
click to read.


Today news,Black Eye Peas, ajaran ilmu sesat Hitam.

Black Eye Peas to be banned. by PAS!


Tomorrow news,Jeans to be banned, by PAS!


"Pasal dia ketat sangat, terlalu mendedah"

I just pray they don't ban music and
Gossip Girls season 3 coming soon in Malaysia.


xoxo,
I'm leaving Malaysia soon,
gossip boys.

The true story behind Beijing Olympic 2008.

This is little Siu Keong,
His father put him on the street to beg for sympathy.


His reward is a stick of cigarette for every dollar he collected.

But one day, seperti peribahasa katakan,
sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,
akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga.

Siu Keong's father got arrested.

Siu Keong's father was sentenced to be shot dead by
the deadly asian firing squad.

Although this incident happened more than a year ago,
Siu Keong is still very proud of his father contribution to china,
as the founder of the Beijing Olympic 2008 logo.


Siu Keong, The true story.

The End

xoxo,
we love chinese people,
gossip boys.

Budaks Zombie.

The first word ever spoken by a zombie .... kid.

'Turtles? That's hawt too.'


xoxo,
gossip boys.

Evolusi Zombie nation.

the first batch of zombies was the shieeet,
it was during the retro times of cocaine and speed,
everyone was doing drugs,
even zombies.

DDR zombies.
the dance-dance revolution zombies.


Sadly during the 90s,
zombies became slow and retarded.

"Where are the asian meat?"

But behold the millennium zombies,
my favorite zombies of all zombies.

Running zombies,
Shiat they are fast and shit.

Not forgetting we had zombies
who strips in the strip club and shieat...

Jenna Jameson in Zombie Stripper.

But lately...
Another new breed...

SASAUU.

xoxo,
jet'aime,
gossip boys.

Comedy Clip

heres something my friend

intro-ed

to me

enjoy

did you know facts?

did you know that hamburgers has no hams??

wers my g*ddamned hams?

did you know in the ancient olympics

the damn altheletes compete

NAKED!!

move muthafaka!

did you also know that?

In England in the early 80's

the word "pants"

is considered a dirty word!!

xoxo,

gossip boys,

we know you love us

movie review again

so here we are again,

with the movie reviews

again and again

this time i choosing one of the movies i find cool

HARRY POOORTAHH and the 1/2 blood prince(who is snape)

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suitable for bomohs!!

i rate this movie a .5 outta 10

i dont mean harry potter is a lousy show its good

but this one stinks the shit out of devon!!

its less action and more talking and

kissing(try watching all harry potters n compare)

i guess they decided to use more romance in the show

since it was goin to be all talks

CHIU!!

make a porno also better la!!

sorry was the onli picture i could find

i rather be home watching

*cough cough*

puff puff wizards!!

now this is the shiet im talking about

hoping the next harry potter will be a success

*have aniwon seen ma stash?*

xoxo,

gossip boys

PISSED OFF!

Do you ever feel so pissed
off and just want to
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
just watch this and you will get it.

xoxo,
gossip girls.