A WARNING TO THE OTHERS!!!

to my lovely readers who are currently a muslim and celebrating their rayas.

HAPPY RAYA DAY!!

but a reminder

please BECAREFULL OF ROBBERS AND THIEFS!!

as festives seasons arrive

so does the spoilers

please ensure urself is always on alert mode

remember

people steals everything!!

cheers to you and ur raya peeps!!

Merdeka.

cina, melayu, cina, cina, mamak dan india.

satu malaysia.

xoxo
gossip boys.

What is in your playlist?

*in british accent*
"Can't read my, can't read my,
No you can't read my poker face"

"Siapo panggil 9-1-1 tadi?"

"BOOM BOOM POW!
so tonight will be a good good night"



"Boss, stop changing your mind,
milo hot or cold?"

xoxo,

gossip boys.

Music scene in Malaysia

Every time got artist want perform in Malaysia,
sure PAS buat bising.

For example,

Akon,
"Sebab dia tu ex-konvict"


Gwen Stefani,"Uhh! This my shit, This my shit,
Let me hear you said This Shieeet
is BANANA, B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

Why ban Gwen Stefani?
"Sebab dia salah eja pisang, patutnya cuma B-A-N-A-N-A."


PAS, janji ROCK!
Suci, Bersih, Murni dan Adil.


MTV NEWS
PAS demonstration to overturn Avril Lavinge concert
to protect the future kids of Islam.


Even Michael Jackson concert in Malaysia during 1996
was given a green light by PAS, if only...


"kalou dio tok pegong kotek dio"
And yes true enough Michael Jackson never
perform his trademark move.


Yesterday news,Too Gay.

Michael learns to Rock to be banned. by PAS!
click to read.


Today news,Black Eye Peas, ajaran ilmu sesat Hitam.

Black Eye Peas to be banned. by PAS!


Tomorrow news,Jeans to be banned, by PAS!


"Pasal dia ketat sangat, terlalu mendedah"

I just pray they don't ban music and
Gossip Girls season 3 coming soon in Malaysia.


xoxo,
I'm leaving Malaysia soon,
gossip boys.

The true story behind Beijing Olympic 2008.

This is little Siu Keong,
His father put him on the street to beg for sympathy.


His reward is a stick of cigarette for every dollar he collected.

But one day, seperti peribahasa katakan,
sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,
akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga.

Siu Keong's father got arrested.

Siu Keong's father was sentenced to be shot dead by
the deadly asian firing squad.

Although this incident happened more than a year ago,
Siu Keong is still very proud of his father contribution to china,
as the founder of the Beijing Olympic 2008 logo.


Siu Keong, The true story.

The End

xoxo,
we love chinese people,
gossip boys.

Budaks Zombie.

The first word ever spoken by a zombie .... kid.

'Turtles? That's hawt too.'


xoxo,
gossip boys.

Evolusi Zombie nation.

the first batch of zombies was the shieeet,
it was during the retro times of cocaine and speed,
everyone was doing drugs,
even zombies.

DDR zombies.
the dance-dance revolution zombies.


Sadly during the 90s,
zombies became slow and retarded.

"Where are the asian meat?"

But behold the millennium zombies,
my favorite zombies of all zombies.

Running zombies,
Shiat they are fast and shit.

Not forgetting we had zombies
who strips in the strip club and shieat...

Jenna Jameson in Zombie Stripper.

But lately...
Another new breed...

SASAUU.

xoxo,
jet'aime,
gossip boys.