Did you know that...

harlor, as the co-blogger of this blog,
i'm very sorry for neglecting this poor blog.

so since i am super free right now in office,
i will come up with some facts you readers wont probably know.

Did you know that if you find Snakes On A Plane, the best thing to do is to not move?

''Don't move.
im so sick of this mother fucking snakes
on this mother fucking plane.''

Did you know The Day the Earth Stood still, the time didn’t move at all?

Did you know that the more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets?

Did you know haters from this blog can be tracked and killed by scanning your IP address?

Did you know that my penis has its own I Pee address? Ha ha ha! K lame.

Did you know thatthat ifif youyou werewere wearingwearing 3D3D glassesglasses rightright now,now, thisthis sentencesentence wouldwould knockknock youyou unconscious?unconscious?

Did you know that Jesus and Chris Angel can walk on water?

Did you know that Baby Jesus cries every time Soulja Boy comes out with another album?

Did you know that more than 200,000 people die every year of papercuts.

Did you know that MOST Myvi drivers are annoying? (Observe on Federal yourself to believe)

Miss Ee May totaled Myvi.

Did you know that when you clap, you're really actually giving yourself a High Five?

Did you know that when it says 'Do not try at home', it actually means 'Do not try this at all'?

Did you know that, if was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na!

Did you know that Kenny Liang is not the actor who plays Johnny Bravo in Johnny Bravo?

i will let Kenny continue this post.

xoxo,
you know you love us,
gossip boys.