movie review

presenting,

the most anticipated movie of twooo thousand and niiine.

-suitable for 12 years and below retarded asian kids.


"i love G.i-Joe lol ~~ ^^"


wasted 6bucks to watch 2hours 16minits of horrible CGI effects.
i rather like totally, like omg totally,
like so totally watch this other movie, you know the one with the vampires and good looking people and shiits.


good looking people and shiiaaat,


story goes like this girl bella, like totally super gothic and like so hot at the same time,
wears skinny jeans and stuffs from topshop and shit,


'yeah, a-ha, life's like this,
yeah, a-ha, that's the way it is'


so anyway bella is new to this town and shit,
and she fell in love with this pale looking dude,
and they totally hook up and shit,
and shit started to happen and shit,
next thing you know they are not together,
and they are back together,
not together again,
back together again,
followed by the dude claiming he is immortal and shit,
and like bella was pissed and totally cool with it at the same time,
and they went on till some really crazy shit happen,
and their love became forbidden and shiaaat,


and shiiiiaaat, BAM!
to be continue in part two, New Moon.

Coming soon,

Digging skinny pale unhealthy lack of vitamin looking guys is the new shiznit innit.
for shitzle ma nizzle.


'vampires, that's hot'


xoxo,
gossip boys.