Bangun pagi patah kaki.

get well soon Aaron Ramsey,
19 years old,
hope your football career is not over.

signs when you are a night person!

what are the signs which shows you are a night person?

well according to personal experiences these followings are the signs

1. you wake up at 12pm and you have no plans

2. you wide awake in the afternoon but you cant seem to open your eyes

3. the only friends you have awake are those who went to church

4. you blog about this

5. your phone doesnt ring, not even a call from your mom

im wide awake, and im playing wild ones on facebook.

care to join?

xoxo,

gossip boys,

we know you love us!

Only In Japan.

"Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew"

fucking doesn't make sense,
but makes me happy in a way.

xoxo,
love myself longtime,
gossip boys.

indon 101

it is a damn fact that every indonesian i actually know owns a blackberry

a list of those many i know

1. agam darmadi

2. prissy evelyn

3. anastasia rarasanti

4. calista juniawan

all these four has a blackberry

and the best part of it?

agam and anastasia actually said the same thing to me

agam: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u all te time

anastasia: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u

wtf

indons do think alike!!

well

in todays post

its a tutorial lesson of being an indonesian

ladies and gentlemen!

may i present you

INDON 101

there are 2 basic rules that is flawless, unbeatable, undisputed, greatest, sexyest and shits of becoming an indon

1. speaking like one

2. owning a blackberry(most important)

lesson 1

Speaking like an Indon

rule 1: just speak malay and add the dong behind every sentence

rule 2: theres no rule 2.

example: boleh saya jumpa mak awak dong?

boleh kite ngentot dong?

pergi mana dong?

sudah makan dong?

dan lain lain dong..

lesson 2

owning a blackberry

if any of you own a blackberry, congratulations you passed without even trying to speak like an indon!!

sooner or later im pretty sure that indonesia immigration will allow anyone who uses the word dong and owns a bb in the country without a passport!!

so my fellow readers!!

if you can complete the 2 simple rule above

i proudly say that you can now

look weird holding up your thumb and drink some bintang beer!!

xoxo,

we know you love us dong

gossip dongs

American Idol Season 9 final 24

As you guys know, they have narrowed it down to the final 24 contestant fighting to be the next american idol.

Honestly happening people like me stop watching AI since 2005 when it gets repetitive with the same old sob story over and over and over and over and over again.

So let me save you the next 9483 weeks of your lives to find out who will be crown the next American Idol.

Nope.

Nah-ah.

Never.

who is this again?

Bye-bye.

Never.

Who is this again?

Definitely not.

Goodbye.

Possibly.

Adios.

300% Not.

Yawn...Nope.

Doubt it, no.

Sayonara,

No way.

Never.

Won't even make it to the final 20.

Cheesy.

I love you, but No.

Maybe, or 2nd runner up.

Boring.

No Thanks.

and finally....

Winner.

There you go,
I just save you 57weeks of your lives.

xoxo,

you know you love us long time,

gossip boys.

Celebrities before and after

It's an amazing experience to see how people evolve from being a child to a mega star.

beyonce before,
my pedo sense is tingling.

Beyonce after.

Taylor Swift before romeo save her.

After.

Before,

After.

kate hudson before,

after, same same.

Joel Jeremiah before,

After.

Kenny Liang before,

After.

xoxo,
gossip boys.

WTF!? A FRAUD OF US!!

hello,

i would like to know if any of you thinks your blog is the bomb!!

that your super famous!!

that your a super good blogger!?

well your not until you earn 11k from nuffnang like Kenny Sia(he is da bomb)

xiaxue(she is da bomb too)

and

joel and kenny(we are the bombs)

and no we did not earn 11k..

only rm13.86

well,

today i discovered the most shocking thing again!

my dear indon friend agam darmadi just recently told me that he found a blog using the same tagline and almost te same link..

my fellow readers i present to you

imdamosthappeningguy.blogspot.com

ok seriously,

this dude again had freaking copy and paste our freaking posts!!

and he even copied my freakin bio description!!

eh hello!!

come on man,

get your own ideas and life

xoxo,

gossip boys

we know YOU love us but leave us please!

whats more important?

well hello....

orites..today we'll be talking about something very common.

well as we all know, in this world and in every different country,

we all love something more than our girlfriends.

am i not right?

lets start with some phrases!

ang mohs: ''i love sex more than my girlfriend"

indians: "i love liquor more than my girlfriend"

chinese: "i love money more than my girlfriend"

africans: "i love shits more than my girlfriend"

the last but not least...

the indonesians:

*

*

*

*

*

*

xoxo,

gossiping indon boys

we know you love us dong!

the happening boys answering machine!

ever wondered how next time in your life

when your all working and single

you have an answering machine because you think having one is cool?

this is how me and joel expects our answering machine to be

*BEEP*
hello you have reached joel and kenny's crib of love
if its telecom i`ve paid your money,
if its the management office i have no money
if its daddy i need money,
if you are jeremy u owe me money,
if your a girl i have money
*BEEP*

xoxo,

gossip boys

we know you love us

To shave or not to shave

House A

House B

Comparison between two of this houses, which house do you prefer to live in or feel comfortable to step into? Of course many of you will said House B obviously, only a certain people like Agam will love House A.

House B is so well maintain, beautiful trim grass, autumn flower, it look so pleasant and peaceful just by looking at it.

Compare with House A, the garden is in a big mess, the grass and trees haven't been trim for more than a year. Looks like no one have been staying or visiting the house lately.

Well, this theory is to conclude my hypothesis that people should shave their punani/vajayjay.

Many oriental girls think it is a beautiful sight of letting their bushes grow wildly in the garden. Well the presentation of punani to your boyfriend/husband is the same as how beautiful you maintain your house garden to show off to your neighbours and friend.

This two picture explains further better in taking care of your 'garden'. Who would you rather tap it with?

House A?

sorry cecelia, you are one hairy mutha-bitch.

or House B?

If you have trouble telling your girlfriend/wife to take care of their jungle, please feel free to ask them to read this post. So they will understand that Yes! I DO want to live/enter/penetrate in the pretty house! I rather have people visiting me at my pretty mansion rather than my abandon dodgy haunted house.

xoxo,
gossip boys.

greetings!

yes yes yes...

its been awhile since either me or joel had touch this blog..

we are all pretty busy people..

well its time for me to step back into the blogsphere once again..(no idea if i just used the word blogsphere right)

doesnt matter..

first of all, i would love to wish all my loyal readers(if there is any) a very happy chinese new year!!

second i would like to inform that i`ll be blogging from time to time again. so please do come in to my blog often, even if you dont read the contents do click on the ad on the top right so i can earn some small cash..(im a broke kid)

cheers people!! and yeaaa....ive set a poll up on contents which you would like to see in this blog so please vote and i shall know what to blog about...

CHEERS TO MY CHINESE FRIENDS!!