indon 101

it is a damn fact that every indonesian i actually know owns a blackberry

a list of those many i know

1. agam darmadi

2. prissy evelyn

3. anastasia rarasanti

4. calista juniawan

all these four has a blackberry

and the best part of it?

agam and anastasia actually said the same thing to me

agam: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u all te time

anastasia: eh get a bb la so i can kacau u

wtf

indons do think alike!!

well

in todays post

its a tutorial lesson of being an indonesian

ladies and gentlemen!

may i present you

INDON 101

there are 2 basic rules that is flawless, unbeatable, undisputed, greatest, sexyest and shits of becoming an indon

1. speaking like one

2. owning a blackberry(most important)

lesson 1

Speaking like an Indon

rule 1: just speak malay and add the dong behind every sentence

rule 2: theres no rule 2.

example: boleh saya jumpa mak awak dong?

boleh kite ngentot dong?

pergi mana dong?

sudah makan dong?

dan lain lain dong..

lesson 2

owning a blackberry

if any of you own a blackberry, congratulations you passed without even trying to speak like an indon!!

sooner or later im pretty sure that indonesia immigration will allow anyone who uses the word dong and owns a bb in the country without a passport!!

so my fellow readers!!

if you can complete the 2 simple rule above

i proudly say that you can now

look weird holding up your thumb and drink some bintang beer!!

xoxo,

we know you love us dong

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