A day of two happening boys and one lost singaporean
Joel and Me And Jill(lost singaporean)
went out to bring her shopping
while us the happening people
just chill at delicious`
here are the pictures
as you can see
all 4 pictures turned out to be me (Kenny)
while joel decided that he doesnt want to reveal his identity on this post due to being not happening
soon after that we headed to zens bday party
all pictures are in her party
pictures contains
of me swimming joel with chicks eemay with her hot black ass bra kent in the pool with me and may and a group photo of kenny with some baywatch move jill
and the
as you can see kent is struggling for his life while mays huge bootylicious bum is pulling him down
reminder
kent is not happy at all please don judge a picture by its picture
everyone noes that 2008 is goin off in another 2days
meaning 2009 is here
as much as i would love to move on to a new year
i guess its harder than it looks
i sound emo because i noe and only i noe why
wakikiki
2008 has been a superb year there is good and bad
good memories stays bad memories hunts
its gonna take awhile for me to let go of it
as in for my new year resolution there isnt any cuz i managed to complete any i suppose i did complete my new year reso for 08 i guess no one know it rite?
muahaaha
this is an emo post not a happening post watsoever but hu gives a shit
u guys are still reading it rite?
anyway
here something i`ve never understand
PEOPLE!!
PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATES THE BEGINNING OF A NEW YEAR
dear,
celebraters
do u guys realize wen u celebrate a new year ur acutally celebrating one year nearer to ur death? yes its true
and if ur gonna ask then y celebrate birthday then heres my answer
u get presents man! fuck yieahh
at least u get something in return before dying rite?
don let this post destroy ur new year wishes resolutions confussions n shits
joel wen u read this
u have damn alot of pics of us bein happening and i advice u to start blogging
Hello dear readers,
Since you are NOT happening and we are VERY happening, we will like you to suggest on topics for us to blog about. You can either drop us a comment or just scribble our cbox.
If you have confidence or self esteem issues, you can drop us a comment as anonymous or conjure up with any other creative names you can come up with.
if you are a hater, please follow this easy 6 steps solution.
1) park a car on a stiff slope.
2) place a brick firmly on any one of the back wheels.
3) get to your car and release the hand brake.
4) get down from the car.
5) place your head under the back wheel.
6) release the brick from step 2.
Moving on,
I'm currently doing my internship now.
For this kick ass advertising company, Agenda. I'm currently working under the supervision of my elder sister.
It is located at Mont Kiara, Solaris.
'Solaris is nice place to chillout. It is KL's latest party and dining central. I'm guessing it caters mostly towards those rich yuppy types living in Mont Kiara. But I think a poser like me from Kuching is welcome too.
The crown jewel of the area is SohoKL, a whole new row of cool bars and posh restaurants nice enough to impress a date without breaking your wallet or have her call you "kiam".'
Well I find the information above as very misleading. The cheapest food i can afford here is a plate of 'Pan Mee' from the only hawker stall in Solaris which is rm6.50. Boy it taste like shieeet. And if i'm paying rm6.50 for a plate of pan mee, my date better be impressed.
This is my working desk, where my 8 hours a day internship will consist of me chatting, listening to music, updating blog, eating, sleeping, making prank calls to my college mates conning them i'm from some big advertising company interested in hiring them.
I would like to said sorry to the con victims- Colin, Ee May, Jolene, Grace, and Shannon
The picture above you will see two grown man playing the Xbox 360. On your right is the married man Albert and on your left is David the creative department guy.
Students are required to hand in a written form of essay at the end of the day of what experience or skills we have gained during our internship.
Experience and skills gained during internship
1) I am in charge of filling up the snacks jar and filling up the refrigerator with food from Cold Storage below. kick ass.
This afternoon, my sister IM-ed me. This is our MSN convo.
josephine says: joel, go make ice coz there is none in the freezer
ah kit @ intership says: okay master.
ah kit @ intership says: eh
ah kit @ intership says: u mean our house or office?
josephine says: like office, hellllllo
ah kit @ intership says: okay master.
2) Became the office official Sega Rally champion and completed Capcom Fighting Evolution in 2weeks. kick ass.
3) Polished up my foosball skills for the upcoming new semester for college. Something quite productive at last. kick ass.
I have nobody to play with because none in my office have any idea what is foosball.
-the end of internship-
Anyway, things are getting better now since the price of petrol is back to RM1.80/L. Everyone is back on the road driving and giving the finger to one and another.
So for survival skills 101 today, I would like to educate the rakyat on the topic 'How to waste petrol since it is cheaper now'
Ways to waste petrol
1) Instead of getting an expensive fierce sports car, get any manual car (proton preferred), and drive it on gear one all the way to your destination. Confirm your engine more fierce than ferrari.
2) Instead of carpooling like we did few months back, we can each have our own individual car (proton preferred) and race all the way to college in gear one.
3) Instead of walking down the street of your house to get a Ramli burger, drive your car (proton preferred) on gear one again all the way to 1U, get a 20bucks burger from Carl's Junior, and proceed driving back on gear one. Thus hitting 2 birds with one stone, waste petrol/money.
4) Or you can T.I-ed it by gas up the jet tonight and take your girlfriend to wherever she liiiiikes.
What do you get when you mix a chinese brother with a malay brother on a roller coaster?
Audio is strongly recommended to be turn on.
Video Transcript
Joel: 'Yo bratheeer, how are we doing bratheer?
Kenny:'$#%&*%#@#%! yi-ahh-yi-ahhh' (credits to Arnold Schwarzeneggar)
Joel: 'Hello, Yakshemesh'
Kenny: 'Yakshemesh, %$^##@ %$#@$% ninja ' Joel: 'Yo Kenny any last word?'
Kenny: 'I'll like to say i love you Cotton, all my money goes to you cotton even though you got nothing to do with the money Cotton, $#&$% @%$! Cotton, but i love you Cotton.
Joel: 'Ok a shout out for Mr Cotton there, let's enjoy the ride.'
Cotton the dog,the sole beneficiary of Kenny Liang properties.
Kenny: 'Aiteeeeeee'
Joel: 'Aiteeeeeee' Kenny: 'Fucking ninja mate, fucking ninjas' (referring to the Saudi couple)
Joel: 'Oh look that's a ninja there! that's a ninja! Zoom into the ninja!'
Left-saudi women, right-ninja,we DO get confused at times.
Joel: 'This is when shits get fuckup'
Kenny: 'You gotta be kidding me'
(the next following 5 secs will be the sound of Kenny screaming like a girl, i swear it's not me)
Joel: 'OHHHHHH! My thosai!' (We just had mamak before the ride)
(Kenny continues to scream)
Kenny: 'My heaaad, my heaaad'
Joel: 'I don't wanna die'
Kenny: 'I can't see shits'
Joel: 'Where are we man where are we? What is this man!?'
(Kenny continues to scream again, and again i swear it is not me)
Kenny: 'who is shoes fucking T-I' (???)
Joel: 'Okay, looks like we have reach to the ending of the ride, there is no more roller coaster anymore. Yo Mr Kenny ar, what is your comment?'
Kenny: 'I made it man, i can't believe this' (Kenny is still very into his Arnold Schwarzeneggar role)
normal la vampires falls in love with human don wanna suck her blood being a nice vamp in the end bad guys comes tried to suck her blood got rescued both at the end happily ever after
the end
wasted 2hours sitting and watching i summarize the whole shit in 2mins
but its still a romantic show edward or edwin cullen
turned vampire after dying in Harry Porter there is a story behind it la..
eventho im insulting the movie i did enjoy some of it
i got some pick up lines hahahaha
anyway
here's some thing i realized
i was wearing the same shades as the hawt vampire in the movie
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